Why I Am Deathly Afraid of Babies, and Nothing You Say Can Change That
When babies come near me, my heart races and my palms sweat, and I start to babble like … a baby. Irrational or not, nothing you say can change that.
Pope Francis Gets His Hands Dirty With His First Public Exorcism
Kudos, Pope Francis! Not every Pope will get his hands dirty with an exorcism. Up next: ridding New York City of the ghosts living in its sewers.
A Brain Cell Walks Into a Bar (cartoon)
Ever wonder what happens to your brain cells when you drink alcohol? The truth is far more shocking than you realize. See this before you head to the bar.
The Real Paleo Diet — Eat Like a True Caveperson (cartoon)
If you want to reap all of the benefits of the original Paleo Diet, you have to eat like a true caveperson.
Ikea Inadvertently Introduces Swedish-Style Horsemeat Meatballs in Europe (cartoon)
Ikea Europe is proud to introduce the Swedish-Style Horsemeat Meatballs. Tasty and nutritious, these bite-size morsels come in fun horse shapes.
Disclaimer
All thoughts expressed here are true, but are not necessarily real.
The names have been translated into Japanese and then into Tagalog and back into English to protect the innocent.
