A couple of politicians undergo a procedure to erase each other from their memories when their political careers turn sour, but it is only through the process of loss that they discover that they were the same to begin with.
Director: Wall Street and the Military-Industrial-Entertainment Complex
Writers: Democratic Party (liberal bulls$#@), Republican Party (fu@&ing nonsense), CNN and Fox News (lies, conspiracies and misdirections)
Mitt: Excuse me?
Barack: I just said hi.
Mitt: Oh! Hi, hello.
Barack: I’m Barack … no jokes about my name.
Mitt: I don’t know any jokes about your name.
Barack: What Muslim country were you born in?
Mitt: I don’t know what that is.
Barack: Birth certificate. Muslim father. Anti-Christ.
Mitt: I don’t know what that means.
Barack: Are you nuts?
Mitt: It’s been suggested.
Barack: Mitt, I’m not a concept. Too many voters think I’m a concept or I complete them or I’m going to make them alive, but I’m just a messed up politician who is looking for my own peace of mind. Don’t assign me yours.
Mitt: I remember that speech really well.
Barack: I had you pegged, didn’t I?
Mitt: You had the whole American public pegged.
Mitt: I still thought you were going to save me. Even after that.
Barack: I know.
Barack: This is it, Mitt. It’s going to be gone soon.
Mitt: I know.
Barack: What do we do?
Mitt: Enjoy it.