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	<title>The Lost River of My Consciousness</title>
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		<title>5 Ways to Make $#!^loads of Money with Yoga</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jun 2013 15:18:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You finished your 200-hr yoga teacher training, you dumped your lazy boyfriend. It's time to make a ton of money with yoga using these 5 surefire ways.]]></description>
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		<title>Why I Am Deathly Afraid of Babies, and Nothing You Say Can Change That</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 16:17:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When babies come near me, my heart races and my palms sweat, and I start to babble like ... a baby. Irrational or not, nothing you say can change that.]]></description>
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		<title>Pope Francis Gets His Hands Dirty With His First Public Exorcism</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 18:52:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Branáin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kudos, Pope Francis! Not every Pope will get his hands dirty with an exorcism. Up next: ridding New York City of the ghosts living in its sewers.]]></description>
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		<title>A Brain Cell Walks Into a Bar (cartoon)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 19:04:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Branáin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever wonder what happens to your brain cells when you drink alcohol? The truth is far more shocking than you realize. See this before you head to the bar.]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Paleo Diet — Eat Like a True Caveperson (cartoon)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2013 15:54:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Branáin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you want to reap all of the benefits of the original Paleo Diet, you have to eat like a true caveperson.]]></description>
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		<title>Ikea Inadvertently Introduces Swedish-Style Horsemeat Meatballs in Europe (cartoon)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 16:05:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Branáin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ikea Europe is proud to introduce the Swedish-Style Horsemeat Meatballs. Tasty and nutritious, these bite-size morsels come in fun horse shapes.]]></description>
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		<title>Waiting for the Rain to Fall (short story)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2013 18:22:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Branáin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[More than just waiting for the rain, this short story "tells of a man whose father’s stories may offer more truth than he ever realized."]]></description>
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		<title>The First Glint of Morning Light (poem)</title>
		<link>http://branain.com/consciousness/first-glint-morning-light-poem/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2013 00:41:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Branáin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Poem: When the first glint of morning light strikes the office towers, I sit on the balcony steeling myself for the sunrise, awaiting the fiery touch...]]></description>
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		<title>Discovering the Secrets of the Workshop (flash fiction)</title>
		<link>http://branain.com/consciousness/discovering-secrets-workshop-flash-fiction/</link>
		<comments>http://branain.com/consciousness/discovering-secrets-workshop-flash-fiction/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2013 16:10:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Branáin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A reimagining of one of my other pieces of writing, a workshop filled with characters that keep returning to me, waiting for me to finish their story. ]]></description>
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		<title>Coca-Cola—Serving Obesity in America Since 1886</title>
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		<comments>http://branain.com/consciousness/coca-cola-serving-obesity-in-america-since-1886/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2013 17:16:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Branáin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The new Coca-Cola "Coming Together" ad reminds us that together we can fight obesity in America. Also available are smaller sizes, a tiny step in the fight.]]></description>
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