Merkel and Sarkozy: The Odd Couple – Europe

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January 13, 2011 at 10:12 am  •  Posted in Humor by  •  0 Comments

On January 13, Nicolas Sarkozy was asked to remove himself from his place of residence.

That request came from French workers protesting cuts to their pensions. Deep down, he knew they were right, but he also knew that someday he would return to them.

With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his friend, Angela Merkel. Sometime earlier, Merkel’s unions had thrown her out, requesting that she never return. Can two estranged Presidents share an estate house in the south of France without driving each other crazy?

At first, living together was fun.

They dined on wieners and baguettes.

Nicolas Sarkozy and Angela Merkel at a lunch buffet

Merkel shared her love of hip-hop. Sarkozy taught her about The Three Stooges.

Nicolas Sarkozy and Angela Merkel talking together

Then their differences became apparent.

Merkel questioned the size of Sarkozy’s manhood.

Nicolas Sarkozy and Angela Merkel talking together

Sarkozy accidentally hung Merkel’s dachshund from the ceiling fan.

Nicolas Sarkozy and Angela Merkel looking toward the ceiling

Finally, they grew closer.

From their first awkward hug.

Nicolas Sarkozy and Angela Merkel about to hug each other

To their first open-mouth kiss.

Nicolas Sarkozy and Angela Merkel hugging

True love started to bloom between this Odd Couple

Nicolas Sarkozy and Angela Merkel walking on a beach at sunset

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