What Is the Universe Trying to Tell Me?

November 14, 2015 at 12:16 pm  •  Posted in Favorites, Humor by  •  2 Comments

What Is the Universe Trying to Tell Me?

Forget quantum physics and the Big Bang.

The Universe is God for the new generation (without all the patriarchal domination and uptight hang-ups of your parents’ religion).

Or, as Bill Nye puts it on an Inside Amy Schumer video about the universe (see below): “We now know the universe is essentially a force sending cosmic guidance to white women in their twenties.”

But are people really sending their wishes out into the universe, like a letter to Santa, hoping for a reply?

Apparently so. Below is a Twitter feed of people asking just that question: “What is the universe trying to tell me?”

So far, I haven’t seen any posts from someone who’s gotten an answer from the universe. Maybe the universe just isn’t on Twitter (or maybe it’s only on social media in a parallel universe).

If you want to help these poor souls out, why not join in the conversation and let them know (in your best universe voice) what the universe is trying to tell them.

What Is the Universe Trying to Tell Me? (Twitter Feed)


  1. Ronnie Peace / November 28, 2015 at 4:53 am / Reply

    Ah! Deciphered it’s message.
    The Universe told me to pick up milk on the way home.

    • Branáin / November 29, 2015 at 8:15 am / Reply

      lol … ** Universe **

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